Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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