Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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