He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
