We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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