does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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