I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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