walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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