I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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