I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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