your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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