If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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