I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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