your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i dont even know how to be here
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
