Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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