Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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