these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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