just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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