i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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