in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
birth control should be required to get into college
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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