I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
