discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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