Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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