So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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