don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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