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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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