Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im six kinds of drunk right now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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