i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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