Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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