I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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