I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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