I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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