i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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