That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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