quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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