It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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