Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
