dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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