Umm I'm too high to move.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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