Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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