I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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