I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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