Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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