so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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