The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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