i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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