i don't like sucking hair
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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