But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
