I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Houston, we have a squirter
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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