scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I had to cum in my sink.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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