I feel like I'm in dance class right now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
