I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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